12.01.2005

chick magnet


The elevator man says Cuba collects the ladies like flies to Tupelo honey. The teamsters on the set say so too. "They were raised by rich people in Havana Cuba," says the owner. "They have no purpose in the world besides being pets."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but they are also very good childhood-stuffed toy assassins.

Look at those beady eyes! They're screaming "Where's the treasured bear?"

Wolfen said...

On the couch!!!!! what has come of rules for pets????

Anonymous said...

Wolfen, this dog is already having exceptions made for him, in no time C will also be wrapped around his paw.

Anonymous said...

Dear Phil: Although I do not know you, I like the way you think.
As you know, I currently have CSI Vegas, New York, Miami, Providence, Westport, Connecticut and Pittsburg. Some of the threads that run between the episodes involve dogs and serial killers. How's this for an idea? Serial killers who use dogs.

Oh, hell. I did that one already. The Vegas nutritionist who got her great dane to kill her vics, so she could eat them. That was hot.

So, like, come up with a good plot and I'll give you your own CSI. Like Boston. We don't have a Boston yet.

Anonymous said...

nice dog ...like the background scene..dogs are always good for catching interesting people....hey that's a good idea

Anonymous said...

Is Cuba straight?