Just so you know: This is what Rex thinks of House of Hat. Rex likes CSC. He said so.
Also so you know: There will ne NO MORE POSTING BY ME, THE OWNER OF CSC, until the voting goes my way. Clearly Citichild knows what side her bread is buttered on. And I think the Heiress of the House of Hat might want to reconsider: Doesn't she kind of rely on staying at CSC herself??? TO GET AWAY FROM THE POWER PLANT NOISE???
And speaking of power plant noise, where IS that former power plant employee? In the air en route home from Scotland? She needs to vote aye for CSC immediately.
Remember: Vote Now! Vote Often! Do it for Rex!
22 comments:
I vote for C'house...
too tired and jetlagged to comment further...
CSC....I vote again for her place. She only has the sounds of the ocean and not the drone of the power plant
24/7.
Welcome home Oceangurl. Sleep well in the knowledge that you have voted for the side of the angels. Twice.
I cannot- but then again, the proof is in front of me-- believe that CSC's owner and Rex would STOOP to such a low tactic to win votes. I never saw such bad taste! But what can one expect from a New Yorker? Perhaps they behave like this elsewhere, but not in New England. Dignity, dignity. It's so important, CSC my dear. I'll give you a lesson. On my porch. The Preferred porch.
CSC 4
House of Hat 12
Just remember Who's Lawn Rex is pooping on. Not mine. Can it be that he's showing how he really feels about his master's current choice? It's not too late to make the classy choice for 2006. Touche.
I was going welcome you back, Oceangurl, Which I will still do, because I am such a class act. But watch out! Any more attacks on my family home of some 50 years standing, and I may give you the silent treatment!
Class Act? Running off with a married man? Making love so savagely in your African idyll that it brought the help running? No release from samsara for you, Angelina Laide
I don't remember that. What happenned? This reminds me of a Warren Zevon song, Trouble Waiting to Happen. "The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone: It said I'd been living at home alone. I read things I never ever even knew I'd done. Sounded like a lot of fun! I guess that I've bad or something."
Well. You saw Thelma and Louise, right? Remember Brad in that? He, like, totally made Gina Davis scream. Or something. And then he robbed her. Well, he wasn't rich and famous yet then.
PS What's samsara? Is that like karma? I know another Warren song, it goes: "Is it something I did, in another life? I try and try, but nothing works out right for me. Bad Karma." Is it like that? I love Warren. But it's like, totally platonic. Because Warren is dead.
I'll bet my bottom dollar you post, winning vote or no. You are addicted to blogging. Veiled threats avail you nothing.
Tide is high but you're holding on.
I'm gonna be your number 1. Number 1 !!!
House of Hat: Oscar for best House
CSC: Oscar for best Supporting House
Oh Angelina L., I'm sorry. It was the heartache talking -- heartache I plan to cure by spending a healing two weeks at Claudia's Surf City. Where I will listen to ocean waves. And smoke. And drink. And watch the muskrat ramble on the lawn.
Won't you join me, Dan?
p.s. samara, my dear AL, is the cycle of birth and rebirth
Er, I mean samSara.
Sorry, Angelina, I have to go with Claude since that's the only place I've been to on block Island...I have to say, it was paradise. Plus, she's my dear friend. However, you do have a consolation prize: Brad.
Darlings, there is no contest: House of Hat has an impeccable pedigree. It's ancestors came over on the Mayflower. It's listed in Social Register. House of Hat est tres distinguee. Claudia's Surf City? Quelle brute.
You call yourself a class act? And then threaten me with silence? Why don't you invite me to your porch ..let me smoke...and when you talk it will be exactly like silence since the power plant will drown out any noise anyway.
PS..I feel the picture of Rex was an attempt by him to convey what he felt about living in any other house but CSC when on Island
The dog fight has degenerated into a cat fight. Girls, girls! Jen, Angie babe, lighten the fuck up. This is not about Brad, this is about My Livelihood. If you really want Danno at House of Hat, just drop a check in the mail for $7200 payable to me, and I'll concede the tenancy. Some of us have a relationship with Dan that has outlasted either of yours with Brad and will endure NO MATTER WHERE HE RENTS.
Actually, we could compromise here. I'll send you a check for the overage when Dan rents my house instead of yours.
You get $7,200
I get $4,800
Dan saves $2,400.
I'll send you a check for $2,400. It's not about the money with me, you know. I have lots of money, Brad has lots of money. It's about finding a tenant who will take care of my house, and leave it really clean. Like Dan and his wife left yours. Speaking of Dan...where is he? He alone is completely responsible for generating ALL this controversy. And about 300 comments. And making me the target of Oceangurl's animosity. Which I'm not sure what I've sone to deserve. Other than have a superior domicile.
You know, if Jennifer rents your house, it could get really messy. I mean, she's just a few hundred yeards from us. What if we make savage love again?
Who? You and Jennifer?
O.K., Dan. Now I know that it was you who sent in that picture of Rex taking a dump. I think I will call Edie. Better watch out! You may end up on her "People-We-Don't-Approve-Of" list.
And : No, Claudia. Creative thinking on your part. The savage animal sex is not with Jen, or with Rex. It's me and Brad. I "need sex more than anyone I know." (Gallery 1 Filmography). Whatever have I been thinking??? Brad and I should rent YOUR house. You're the one with the Love Nest and the complimentary linens.
I have an idea. Let's ALL rent Claudia's house all at the same time together. Let's all make savage love in the queen's lair, in the pool-size bath, in the outdoor shower....
We shall make love on the seas and oceans, we shall make love in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall make love on the beaches, we shall make love on the landing grounds, we shall make love in the fields and in the streets, we shall make love in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then CSC's Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the CSC's Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
Pass me a cigarette, honey.
Oh. Wrong blog.
Apologies to any home owners on block island that may have felt slighted by my unsuccessful attempt to be impartial on renting desirablility.
As the chance of moi renting is a likely as flying elephants..potential
renters should realize I am
not the one to listen to.
And as I have never been on the other homes porch or house...potential renters should also read above line again.
What a beautiful speech. I'm casting Jen Aniston to play Nelson in my re-make of "That Hamilton Woman."
I know. It's hard to top Olivier, but maybe Brad could play Viv's part.
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