1.24.2007

plowshares

Certain People are trying to convince Wolfen that she should add a line of bejeweled handguns to Azu's collection. Certain Anti-Gun People think that is a terrible idea. What do ya'll think?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Put a diamond in the barrel and it should be okay. Otherwise the maharajah market, where they would likely sell, has fallen on hard times. Has she thought about musical instruments--a product line extention. Her first customer could be (who else) but Jewel. That is the wat to go.

Anonymous said...

I didn't tell you about "The Fluffy", which will have white fur around the jewel-embellished grip.

Oh, yeah. Sweet.

Anonymous said...

Psych, dude.

Why not take it to the Max? I'm, like, brown fur would be rad.

Anonymous said...

Hit me with your best shot.

Anonymous said...

Shooting down the walls of heartache. I am the Warrior. Duh. I vote yes.

Anonymous said...

I could commit suicide using one of their pink Walther PPK's. But Kurt Cobain I ain't.

Answer your question, Ms. Gun Control lady?

Anonymous said...

Mama, put my guns in the ground. I can't shoot them anymore.

But there sure are a lot of songs about the things.

Anonymous said...

When I'm with a pistol, I sparkle like a crystal.

Yes. I shine like the morning sun.

Anonymous said...

I keep my handgun locked up. I prefer to wear or give my jewels.