plumbing on the brain

This is one of my new toilet seats. Yes, I am the proud owner/maintainer of nine toilets. In my view, that's a shitload. Those water drops are pictorial, not real. I installed this one in New York today. The weather looks so, um, shitty that I need to postpone my trip to Block Island, where I have Real Plumbing to do, not just this makeshift shit.