alternate side parking suspended

Yes, it's a little nippy for y'all up here. The Alabaman just headed off to play rush hour at the warmest nearby subway stop—96th—wearing thermal underwear and snow boots in "feels like" 11 degrees. Expecting other Southern folk this evening: CBA and cub from Madison, Ga. Better turn on the radiators, cause baby it's cold outside.
   Yes, I know. But wouldn't you rather hear about the weather than the State of Journalism Today?