11.27.2005

what is this mr. li?




Mr. Li was, of course, not invited to Happy American Eating Ceremony. But he made his presence felt by sending this item. NOT one I had ordered, by the way. For reasons that must be apparent, I assume that this is the beady-eyed cruet set so often referred to. Why this delusional merchant believes that I would be the least bit interested in this item—not, let me point out, a cruet set but something rather more obscure—is, like his written English, beyond my comprehension. I would like to be thankful, but I really cannot.
Otherwise, it was quite the thanxblogging, attended by Desperado, Dolores, La Otra Rubia and Angelina, among others.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yikes, now that is an intimidating group....look out brad

Anonymous said...

Why are these ladies smiling, and standing there with their arms around each other? I thought Angelina and Dolores were fighting over the Goddess.
And I thought Angelina and Jennifer were fighting over Brad.

Perhaps more will be revealed.

Anonymous said...

I invited Nicole to attend this event, but she's too busy penning her next roman a clef..."The Truth About Sterling."

I can so relate. I mean, diamonds are nice and all, but silver is one of the highest forms of art.

Anonymous said...

C stop playing hard to get and meet Mr Li. He sends presents and cares for you deeply.