11.19.2005

problems of the world, solved




Dangerman

2:00 a.m.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Problems of world have only begun for Li and Lady-bride.
Who is this mens in kitchen of Bride at tiny hour?

What precise please is kind danger of which this casual, dressing like Ralph-Lauren man capable?

Bad enough Mr. Danger see other man finance with hole in knee by non-vampire dog, than having ideas about Bride without clothes.

Li is inscense.

Anonymous said...

Me, too. I mean, like what is Our Ed doing one-on-one with you SO LATE?

I have to get to a meeting.

I mean, realistically, what do I care? I have Brad, or God's sake!!!

Then I'm doing prayer with Mr.Li at the joss house.

Anonymous said...

I meant, FOR God's sake. For Heaven's sake.

Anonymous said...

Li need sake, too. Is good idea, Angeline-san.
Sake delicious with beline (sob), favourite dish of stolen Bride.

Wolfen said...

My Ed!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Li suspiscion so right! This Dangerman is werewulve.
See how mate of he calls him "her Ed".
Please, Wolfen-bride, bring errant husband home to den.
Must leave my delicate Lady alone!

Wolfen said...

I have had some photo complaints. Is this more satisfying?

Anonymous said...

Hah! So wife of Dangerman-werewulve is also vamoire bat! Large dark eyes, hanging upside down with other man-bat.

Li must explain this naked thing to Bride. Do not blush, Lady! Is that this wolf-man is like Rhett Butler in famous southern box office!!

Miss O'Hara say "Who is dark-hair man. Why, he is look at me knowing what like without skivvy".

So is how this wulverine, this WULFMAN, looks at Li's bride.

Li has ceremonial sword of great-grandfather. Li will find this coffee-drink vampire bat, and make ice-cubes of him, as say in American gangster novel.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Li has expression wrong. Is better say "Li will make mice-meat of him."

Anonymous said...

Please, Lady. Remove picture of Ralph Lauren from blog. Li is weary see this stylish wolf-in-wasp clothing in kitchen of beloved. Have mercy, Miss Lady.

Li has suprise for Bride.

Anonymous said...

Mr Li,

I see you have staked your honor on maleveloent accusations that cannot be forgiven. Not a smart thing Mr Li, as we who have traveled the orient and dealt with more than fashion (by tyhe way it is wolf-in-fleece-clothing, please get up to date.) So we have a question of honor. And it is not a place to go, particularly with me.
So I challege you to the honorable outcome. Choose your weapons--invective, wit, off-the point remarks, mumbling, silly chinese accents--but Mr. Li the honor of the orient is at stake.
The mah johng tile is in your court, so to speak.

Man of Danger

Anonymous said...

i dont know about the man but the painting is good!