So last week, my ex husband stayed at the New York apartment (which used to be his and is now mine) on Monday, I think. (I'm not there.) On Wednesday, one of my ex-girlfriends stayed there with the woman she dumped me for and the woman the-woman-she-dumped-me-for was marrying. That's them getting married this weekend (above, photo by the ex-girlfriend). Soon, the ex-husband's first ex-wife (I was the second) and her current husband will be staying at the NY apartment.
Is there a way to monetize this? I am in the hospitality business, after all.
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I can follow this, but only because we've been friends/neighbors for 30+ years.
Notwithstanding living in the same building -- and knowing all the parties -- I have yet to see any of your guests.
You are a good person to run Claudia's B&B, especially when you're not in NYC. Maybe you need a "rate sheet" on the back of the bathroom door.
Don't tell the landlord!
I have the solution.
It's the only way you will ever be able to a) charge money b) just say "NO!" to your myriad guests.
You can have a heart transplant. Make sure the donor is a skinflint.
Haha! Tnx, B!
I just might send you a check 'cause I had such a good laugh reading this.
Two days later I am still trying to figure this out and I'm one of the characters in this movie script.
Maybe the way to monetize is a movie script. We all seem to be a lot wilder than The Kids These Days.
friend = free
One 'ex' = $50/night or equivalent
Two 'ex' = $100/night or equivalent
>2 'ex' = $125 or equivalent
It's the 'ex' 'tax'
this sounds like a seriously complicated luxury problem...however a "suggested donation sheet" (senior discounts?) would work, I am sure for all that love you and that would be all...I would be grateful for the opportunity to contribute and enjoy your fab place!(terribly lonely without you)
This was surely a French farce c. 1887
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