bear's yard

The car on the left is Bear's latest ride, and the one he uses. He bought the two-tone Chevy for the  body but seems unsure of the engine. He has hit three deer in the red pickup, and it's pretty much done for. See comedian Jeff Foxworthy's point #4 below. The Nissan I drove out here has been dubbed a deathtrap if it hits a deer and also the battery is dead (see #9 below and note that I just had to jump my truck after leaving the headlights on).

1 If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Missouri.
2 If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Missouri.
3 If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Missouri.
4 If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Missouri.5 If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you may live in Missouri.
6 If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Missouri.
7 If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Missouri.
8 If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Missouri.
9 If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Missouri.
10 If everyone in your family has been on a "float trip." you may live in Missouri.
11 If the phrase “I’m going to the Lake this weekend” has only one meaning, and everyone knows what you're talking about, you may live in Missouri.
12 If "Down South" means Arkansas and you know where Idiots Out Wandering Around are located, you might be from Missouri.
13 If "Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags, you might be from Missouri.
14 If you ever rode a school bus over an hour each way, you might be from Missouri.
15 If you failed World Geography in school because you thought Cuba, Versailles, California, Nevada, Houston, Cabool, Louisiana, Springfield, and Mexico were cities in Missouri (And they are mind you!), you might be from Missouri.