Wanna drive fast and reckless? Put 4,000 miles on the odometer? Haul loads of gravel?
A rental car is the way to go. No fuss. No muss. No wear and tear. No tearing out your hair. Anyone else need shit hauled from Point A to Point B? Just two more weeks! Sign up for your automobile abuse now!
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I have a lot of things to haul but I think you're out of my time zone.
Greeting, Beloved One. I am Ableem Narza Smith-Johnson, and I am hard working lawyer in South Africa. I have client who is aged man, very ill with not long much living left, so very sad, Dear Friend! Such is life.
This man have learned your name, recommended by way of Hertz.Com. My client has long love trucks. Trucks of any kind, dear one! and as such, has desire to help all lovers of trucks, such as yourself.
My client has, by hard work and thrift, life savings of total $1,256,988 billion US dollars, with no relatives to leave this sum. He thinks he would leave this sum to you, asking only that you help all who love trucks but may be blind, disabled or too exhausted to drive them by sharing this billions.
So please to respond to me, Oh Great Lady Truck Person, to receive your monies. I am so sorry to notify you in such a public way of your great fortune, but whatever!
Salve et vale, ANSJ, Esquire
Pick some up
Haul some around
Horse that truck
Work good ground
Dear Ableem, Thank you ever so for your offer of billions. I am so flattered! However, I have this rich benefactor named Mr. Li who as already deposited a large check in my account and am in no need of monies at this time. I could use some paper towels, if you are feeling bountiful.
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