spooky

We were driving around in the Bedazzling Halloween Lunamobile when we spotted a Horsemanless Horse Meandering down the Middle of the Road Past the Cemetary near Midnight—guided by who knows what Phantom Whiphand. Afraid that Tricksy Teenagers, foiled in their plot to TP the Churchyard (you know who you are!), might run into the Gallumphing Ghost Horse, we attempted to track down its Owner at the Cop Shop. The Animal was not best pleased by the Lunamobile, nor our Attempts to catch it. It Spooked and took off at a Trot when its Rightful Owner attempted to herd it in his Pickup, and when last seen the Night Mare had taken a Dark Dirt Road in the Opposite Direction from the Home Farm.