fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
12.07.2012
everybody's on ebay
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fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
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You have fine things of the word, I sell these fine things for Lady.
Li is Master of Li-Bay in Nepal.
Li will send yaks to get this Sherwood hero.
What is wild? Li is wild. If only Li were loved.
Mr. Li??? Is it really you? I somehow thought you had died and your niece (I forget her name) had taken over your business. In any case you must be getting on in years. Perhaps you have learned wisdom?
Hah! Li is no older than Lady.
Li, however, is wiser.
Now, in addition to massive retail business of LiBay Li has created in Nepal, Li is movie star of first film, World War Li, which break box office record in India.
Li has happiness of wife and star-also, Mei Tai Niu Niu, and many children, some adopt, some born to Li and Mei Tai.
Ah, Lady. All this could have been your fortune, but no!
Courtni wish to know if she can stay at Lady's apartment for fortnight next week.
She says is thing "to do".
Thank you for your offer of help on LiBay (I think), but I imagine bibliophile sites would work better for the literate, English speaking public. Ahem.
Please send me a pirated Chinese version of your movie. All best to Mei Tai Niu Niu and LiKids. Since niu means cow, I assume your beloved wife resembles one. She must, if she has all those children! I would invite you to visit our Great American Eating Ceremony, but you just missed it and besides I don't think we have that many chairs.
As for Courtni (ah, yes, Courtni), solliLi! No have room until the year 2030.
Happy HoLIdays!
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