it was in the truck

Ok, here we go!

1 down comforter (K)
4 duvet covers from IKEA (T)
1 dishrack (blk)
1 box Chemex coffee filters
2 xpensive red wastebaskets
6 storm windows
4 dormer window inserts
2 gate hinges
10 yds lilac canvas for outdoor shower
20 yds tasteless oilcloth from Mexico

3 bananas
1 dozen fuji apples
2 oven thermo- meters
1 ancient printer
10 lbs Zabar's coffee
1 bum knee
2 sound ankles
2 bags hand soap
2 eco lightbulbs
2 full size sheets
1 bale toilet paper
1 bale paper towels
1 waterpik
1 bathroom scale
8 2-litre bottles seltzer
2 whole chickens
1 multiplug
4 cans Rustoleum spray paint
2 packs Faros
2 writing assignments
5 golden rings
(not really; just checking) 

And the winner is. . .
Ivy!
Your personalized message will be in the mail real soon!
There were zero substandard chairs, for once, but good guessing by all. Need more substandard chairs for outside! Better get to the dump!
Alas, there was no room for firewood, though I wish I had brought some. I will have to order.
I apologize for this layout. Can't seem to make it do what I want.