2.24.2015

party animal

Comrade O'Barnes
A friend whose taste ordinarily runs more to serial killers and zombies got hooked on a show called The Americans,  which is apparently about a bunch of Russian agents posing as a normal American family next door. Okay, it was CBA. She decided to become a Communist. Code name: Comrade Mink. She sought out our local expert, and sent the following request:
"Da. Tovarishch Barnes: I would like your aid in designing successful symbol of my movement within this country. A blend please of fighting Irish and the Mother Country.  I suggest a clover with hammer and sickle superimposed.  thnak vas."
Comrade O'Barnes was happy to welcome Comrade Mink, and sent her a welcome note. The Comrade's accent occasionally devolves into an Indian rather than Russian or Irish one, but the recruitment message is stirring.  Please destroy after listening.

5 comments :

Dianne said...

Comrade Mink already has the hat!

Comrade Mink said...

Our covers are destroyed by your well-meaning enthusiasm!

Now Comrade O'Barnes and I are to be re-patriated to the Motherland.

We have asked Moscow to let us stay long enough to see March 17th.

Please meet in Russian Tea room for new St. P Day drink.. Creme de menthe and Vodka.

Ypa!

Claudia said...

Haha!!

Claudia said...

Bleah!

Comrade Mink said...

Will be "The Drinking O' the Green."

Double Bleahski!