12.20.2008

group sex

Do you want world peace? This is real important. If you want world peace, love and understanding, tomorrow is the day for ultimate bonding among all the peoples of the world. And we are planning to do that the way almost all animals on the face of the earth do it but the way that monkeys and people do it best and most, to wit: have sex.
Yes, folks, it's the Third Annual Global Orgasm for Peace!
It is pegged (!) to the winter solstice which occurs at 7:04 EST tomorrow. To find out when to climax in other areas check out the Global Orgasm website. You have a two-hour period (6 to 8 am EST) to join with the Whole World and Make Love Not War.
And remember, you can fly hetero, homo, solo or any and everything else you can think of—invite your friends!—the important thing is to get off. It's not too late! Start now! Set your alarm!

3 comments :

cba said...

Eww!

But never mind about that. If we come up for Hannah's party, can we stay with you, Oh Great Sex Magnet?

Anonymous said...

So what were the results?

C said...

We have world peace now, of course.