There's the Goose, and then there are the geese.
How many can you count?
That's right: Too many.
Debby thinks they are cute.
However, the little ones are doubling in size daily by eating our grass. They are shit factories. My grass is covered with goosegoo.
I tried to run them off by hollering "Alla youse geese, get outta my yard!" at unpredictable intervals that probably made the Guests Them nervous. I tried to herd them, run them over in the truck, honk at them and urge them onto Johnny's yard.
Johnny tried to make the place too hot for them by shooting into the pond.
Boom! Boom!
Made my efforts sound pathetic.
I don't see them this morning. Just the slimy punctuation (mostly commas) of their passing.
They're probably all in my garden. The whole honkin' gaggle.
14 comments:
Can't you get one of those fake coyotes? http://www.stacksandstacks.com/coyote-replica-bird-and-pest-repellent/
Or maybe a real one? That might keep the deer away too.
Hate to say this, but you might have so asked for this.
What was the name of that little get-away in Missouri?
You need a nice Jack Russell.
Woof. They never stop moving and they never stop barking.
I read that grape koolaid is a geese deterrent. Mix some up and pour over your lawn. Then put out a tray of cookies...I'm just kidding! But only about the cookies part. I did in fact hear that Koolaid helps get rid of geese. Good luck!
Doro
I did hear that geese disliked something in grapes. But as of now, them goose have vamoosed. Something worked.
cba is right: karma.
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