Prehistoric Sidewalk Chalk Drawings Discovered in Hoboken
Hoboken, NJ - Ancient chalk drawings recently uncovered on sidewalks in Hoboken appear to have anticipated the current mayoral race.
"TOMVINCENTFORMAYOR.ORG" and "VOTE TOM VINCENT" are among the messages apparently left by a mysterious and ancient civilization.
"It's remarkable that these prehistoric people were able to anticipate the correct format for modern URLs." said one archeologist who chose to remain anonymous, "This changes our entire picture of early indigenous peoples in the area. They were far more attuned to future local politics than we had originally thought."
Okay, so Lil' Kim has pulled out of the race to become Hoboken's mayor, insisting that the story was an April Fool's Day prank, but our own Tom Vincent is in—no fooling! Those of you who live in Hoboken, get out and vote a week from today on May 12; others may show their support financially, voluntarily or emotionally at the web site linked.
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