fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
Stupid bird 2
OK, so this cardinal—I will let you guess the sex. No, I won't. This stupid male cardinal has been attacking my father's house for months. Every day. Morning, afternoon. Dunno what he does after dark. Sometimes the bedroom windows, sometimes the kitchen windows. He mostly goes for corners, for some reason. He is defending his territory against this male cardinal who just follows him everywhere.
And I tell you what, if he manages to find a mate, I am personally going to fight against the teaching of evolution in schools.