dear tenants

"In efforts to service you in the most efficient way possible. . .

I don't like notes from my building management that begin this way.
I don't want to be "serviced" by them but am always afraid I might be if by serviced you mean what a stallion does to a mare.
And indeed it looks like I am about to be serviced over a little matter of privacy.
The new building management is sure that I will be delighted by a new computerized form of entry to my own apartment that provides a "real time inventory of who exactly has used your key and when and detailed records of all key usage." They insist this will provide me with "security and a peace of mind [sic]."
This in a building that has never had a robbery since I moved in more than 30 years ago.
I'd like to give them a peace of my mind: Property Manager, service you!