for the fans

Some of you may have seen this man on television, in your journalism class or in war zones around the world (no, it's not George Clooney). I see him for lunch. We once calculated the number of beers we have consumed together for the last 20 years and, trust me, you don't want to know. If we were up to speed we could reduce the national debt, bottle by bottle. In fact, maybe that's the problem.