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I love getting Christmas letters. Lately, however, they have
been getting increasingly odd—kind of the opposite of Facebook. I have therefore made a template for those of you
who wish to send one out. It’s not too late!
In a coming post I
will present my own, which would be a doozie this year! Let me just say that I
was NOT blown up by a suicide bomber today! Good news for the holidays!
Dear Friends and Family,
(SEASON’S
GREETINGS/MERRY CHRISTMAS)! It has been quite a year! We took some great trips
to (PLACE) and (PLACE) back in (MONTH) before (NAME) was diagnosed with (DISEASE).
Ever since it has been doctors and tests and (TYPE SURGERY). I have had my
problems as well with my (KNEE/BACK/OTHER BODY PART). The (TYPE THERAPY) seems
to be working, when I have time to do it what with driving (NAME) to (HIS/HER)
appointments every week.
The kids are good.
(SON/DAUGHTER) had their (FIRST/SECOND/OTHER NUMBER) child. (HE/SHE) weighed
(POUNDS/OUNCES) and is called (NAME), after (WHAT RELATION). (SON/DAUGHTER) and (HIS/HER/THEIR) (SPOUSE/PARTNER) have
(SEPARATED/DIVORCED). Of course we are sad, but it will all work out (FOR THE
BEST/OK).
Our (DOG/CAT) is
doing great!
We are thinking of
you, and hope to see you in the New Year. Have a great (HOLIDAY) and love to
you and yours!
THE (SURNAME)S
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