I was only going to post this on "Why I Can't Stop." But once I got it in writing, I decided it had to go where it could be seen. So:
I'm watching a few minutes of "Toddlers and Tiaras ", about little girls.. I do mean little, like babies to seven year olds.. whose mothers tart them up to look like hookers and teach them to strut their "stuff" at motel-room pageants.
When one little six year old was asked if she felt her performance went well, she said.. " I did so good. I luxuriated across the stage."
I'm getting out the Websters.
And next time we play Scrabble, I'm using that word, ya'll.
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Well, the other Republican pastime you could take up is not age-sensitive.
Yachting.
I was only going to post this on "Why I Can't Stop." But once I got it in writing, I decided it had to go where it could be seen. So:
I'm watching a few minutes of "Toddlers and Tiaras ", about little girls.. I do mean little, like babies to seven year olds.. whose mothers tart them up to look like hookers and teach them to strut their "stuff" at motel-room pageants.
When one little six year old was asked if she felt her performance went well, she said.. " I did so good. I luxuriated across the stage."
I'm getting out the Websters.
And next time we play Scrabble, I'm using that word, ya'll.
are you playing golf???? that is the question
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