Word on the scabrous potato (or as Dugan calls it, the syphilitic potato, and he should know being a former medic during the Vietnam war): I do not know whether the President of the Garden Club has planted it. I doubt it, since she has hardly worked in her own garden at all. However, she did come to my house and plant my herb garden. Lest you think I'm a lazy bum (she also painted the front railings at Hannah's), let me point out that I pitchforked and edged and weeded until I hated dirt. Yes, I know it's supposed to be good for you. Why would you think that weighed with me?
