4.30.2023

wtf is in the truck this time

     It started with the potato. I was clearing out of NYC, and I could not bring myself to throw away this potato. It can't be eaten, but I thought my sister might like to plant it in her garden. I texted her and she said sure. Whether she will or not who knows, but whatever. Hard for me to throw away. And then there was the trampoline and the giant table and the rest of it. I went to see Ed and told him I had lost my mind. 
     He said just put the potato on the trampoline.
Me and the potato and the trampoline made it to Providence, where my grand helped me unload in front of Hannah's house. The potato appeared to have survived the trip. Also the trampoline.
And me. And the coffee and the applesauce. Why do I travel like this? 
So we got on the ferry.
And we made it home. Potato and trampoline intact. Will my sister plant it? I've done my part to keep the world from wasting a potato.



 

 

4.10.2023

98 penthouse

In my apartment (I'm assuming that everyone reading this has been there) you have to press your nose against the glass to see the river. But in the one just three floors up, it's no such thing. The footprint is a bit smaller than mine—the penthouse bedroom is where my living room is, and their living room is where my bedroom is, but it has all the mod cons—including a washer/dryer—and, well, a terrace that can't be beat.
   The kitchen is where mine is, but extends into where my bathroom is. 

The second "bedroom" would serve as an office. I has a great view of the water tower. And the midtown skyline, if you squint.
It has two full baths, one ensuite with a shower and another with a tub. 

 
The living room is rather small. But it leads onto. . .
And the apartment next door shows you how a terrace is done. Though once you do this one up they won't have a river view any more.

 
Oh, and the light is beautiful in all rooms at all times of day. For 8k a month, this could be yours. Maybe. Check with Rita. LINK HERE.

4.09.2023

happy hoppy easter!

 

Some fairly sleepy bunnies greeted Easter morning today. Hannah had done a brilliant treasure hunt for the baskets.

Clues:
    Hop hop hop you are a bunny
Find the next clue where you’d get some honey….

Sweet (like honey) and busy like a bee.
Find the next clue where you might pee.

Carrots are crisp, carrots are crunchy.
You’d look in this drawer if you were feeling munchy.

Daffodils and iris are flower of spring.
Felling kinda bouncy? Jump on this thing…

Boing, boing, boing. Zing, zap, zart. Head to where you might throw a dart.

Good game, good game. Are you getting tired? If so there’s a special bean that makes you feel wired.

Coffee’s not for bunnies and sugar is for ants.  Where might you find something to water plants?

Thirsty little flowers readying for spring,
If someone pushed this thing it would go dong ding.

You are getting close now, you fast little hare! Is there a place you’d go to sit in a rocking chair?

Sit down and take a rest, it won’t be long. Or if you’re feeling luck, go practice a song.

Easter is here. And we like it a lot. Now it’s time for baskets, if that’s what you want?
There’s a secret space, where you both like to hide.  In here you’ll find some treats., if you don’t mind! 

Well this little bunny is apparently now an apprentice Easter bunny. This morning the following was discovered on Hannah's kitchen table. 




4.07.2023

the ed report 4/2/2023

Cut to the chase: He's ok.
When I got there all seemed normal.
Ed was asleep in his room, as is usually the case.
 
I was slow on the uptake. I had had an exciting day already.

   The two mourning dove eggs that were laid on my windowsill ia month before had taken flight that morning. (Incidentally if you wonder why I wasn't posting here all that time, it was because I was continually videoing the chicks growing up.) If you watch THIS VIDEO WHEN DOVES FLY turn sound on so you can hear me gasp when the first one didn't make it to the roof quite—guided to a sill across the courtyard by the papa—but mainly to hear my upstairs neighbor leaning out the window narrating and thinking I wasn't awake yet! 

   Anyway, I became alarmed when Ed wasn't waking up for supper as usual. He seemed too sacked out. And then I felt his forehead, and it seemed warm. He was flushed too. So I rang the button around his neck and asked for a nurse to come. And I called Ed's daughter, who was in town. And I dithered. The nurse said he had 100.4 and wanted to call the EMTs and take him to the ER. Ed's daughter said yes.

The EMTs got Ed's son on the phone, and I had his daughter on the phone and I was taking pictures. Ed was alert enough to tell them his birth date. 

   "You're not allowed to take pictures here," one of the EMTs said.

   "I'm a journalist, and he's a journalist, and I will be taking pictures," I said.

   "You want me to call the cops?"

   I shrugged. 
I stuck his phone in his pocket, and off he went. His daughter met him at the hospital. 

So off he went into the sunset. They tested him for Covid, which he had had once before, and voila. His lungs were clear, and it seemed a mild case, so they sent him back to "the hotel," as he calls his place, with Paxlovid and instructions to quarantine. 

And I want home under an almost full Easter/Passover/Pagan Spring moon to my empty nest.