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12.16.2019

your christmas letter here


I love getting Christmas letters. But so far I have only gotten, like, two this year (part of this could be that I have not sent a card in years and never a letter). I have  made a template for those of you who still wish to send one out. It’s not too late!

Dear Friends and Family,
    (SEASON’S GREETINGS/MERRY CHRISTMAS)! It has been quite a year! We took some great trips to (PLACE) and (PLACE) back in (MONTH) before (NAME) was diagnosed with (DISEASE). Ever since it has been doctors and tests and (TYPE SURGERY). I have had my problems as well with my (KNEE/BACK/OTHER BODY PART). The (TYPE THERAPY) seems to be working, when I have time to do it what with driving (NAME) to (HIS/HER) appointments every week.
    The kids are good. (SON/DAUGHTER) had their (FIRST/SECOND/OTHER NUMBER) child. (HE/SHE) weighed (POUNDS/OUNCES) and is called (NAME), after (WHAT RELATION). (SON/DAUGHTER/OTHER) and (HIS/HER/THEIR) (SPOUSE/PARTNER) have (MARRIED/SEPARATED/DIVORCED).
    We lost (RELATION) this year at the ripe old age of (AGE). 
    Our new (DOG/CAT/HEDGEHOG) is doing great!
    We are thinking of you, and hope to see you in the New Year after our trip to (PLACE TK). Have a great (HOLIDAY) and love to you and yours!
                                                   THE (SURNAME)S

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