fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
Can we name Hannah's baby "Big Nick?" A nice tribute, no?
A fine idea!
OH MAN!
Wait a minute... I thought we had settled on Conrad...
Too bad Nick's didn't hire Nose Bite Kitty and his firm.They have a strategy for lowering the rent on over-priced properties.Mice. Lots of mice, quietly delivered to the location during the wee hours of the morning over the course of several weeks.
Maybe the space will be taken over and you'll get a 'badly needed' Starbucks!
More likely another freaking makeup store. Or phone store.
Good GOD! $60,000 a month? Can you rent your apartment to Big Nick?
Can we name Hannah's baby "Big Nick?" A nice tribute, no?
ReplyDeleteA fine idea!
ReplyDeleteOH MAN!
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... I thought we had settled on Conrad...
ReplyDeleteToo bad Nick's didn't hire Nose Bite Kitty and his firm.
ReplyDeleteThey have a strategy for lowering the rent on over-priced properties.
Mice. Lots of mice, quietly delivered to the location during the wee hours of the morning over the course of several weeks.
Maybe the space will be taken over and you'll get a 'badly needed' Starbucks!
ReplyDeleteMore likely another freaking makeup store. Or phone store.
ReplyDeleteGood GOD!
ReplyDelete$60,000 a month? Can you rent your apartment to Big Nick?