"Hi, this is Claudia, the Donald Trump of the Island, calling. Just wanted to check if you were missing anything more from my building permit application."
"Well, actually I am." [heart sinks] "A third copy of the plans."
[Relief] "Well, I gave you three copies."
"Oh, so the other one must be somewhere around here. Anyway, permit number 174 has been issued in the name of Claudia and Hannah. You should be able to pick it up by noon."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
WAAAA HOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere is the PHOTO credit?
ReplyDeleteYou are so right.
ReplyDeleteThe photo credit should read:
Paranoid Who Prefers to Remain Anonymous For Reasons Not Totally Understood by Subject of Photo.
I think your nick name should be Inmate Number 174, as you will surely see yourself as prisoner to this process at times!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
ReplyDeleteI am wondering if the 173 people who came before you had to go through what you went through to get their permits? - Congratulations!!!!
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