This is the Ford
that carries the boards
that fried the brakes
for heaven sakes
after three thousand bucks
of work on the truck
that carries the boards
to take from the Ford to put on the wall before I install the new toilet seal and then I can deal with the brakes on the Ford before getting aboard the boat with the hope that the brakes on the truck will last long enough to deliver the stuff—oh what the fuck.
if you hadn't of put
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then you wouldn't have know
your brakes were bad to the bone.
If I hadn't of squeaked about
the toilet leak
then you wouldn't have known
until you had to go...
watch out for that insulation it can bite back...bad brakes?don't go faster than your guardian angel can fly and throw herself in front of the bumper to stop that big bad truck so you can get your sweet self home in one piece to do some more awesome bed and bath carpentry
ReplyDeleteTo the Tune of Poetry in Motion:
ReplyDeleteWorking car in motion..
See it haul that lumber!
It's parked right by the ocean
But just can't seem to stop.
It rolls through the stop-signs.
It carreens down the hills.
But Peter Mott will fix it
And Claude will have to pay the bill!
Picks-ups,tool belts,wood and paint
ReplyDeleteoh what a happy homemaker that makes.
Li know this song not truly about truck.
ReplyDeleteReal song is American senior hit.
"Poetry and motion
Sea is gentle swaying.
Wave find out that the ocean
Could never move this way".
Lady Bride is move this way, too.
Hey Claudia...
ReplyDeleteHow did you get your blog to be so good? Originally I was out trying to locate cheap surf board related information, but your post ' this post ' got my attention and stopped me in my tracks :) Glad I found you because I'm trying to improve my site about cheap surf board and your blog here gave me some excellent ideas. Thanks Claudia for the good read and I think I'll mention your blog to my cousin (if that's okay...)
Keep up your effort ~ and good job.
Well, is there something a little weird going on here? I don't know about you Claudia, but my blog gets pretty cluttered with spammy comments from people. My advice to you as one blog owner to another, is to be patient and focus on the great things about having a blog, instead of all the junk that goes on. You do have a quality blog and appears that you enjoy it. My favorite web project so far is a used surfboard site, because I have total control and it makes me a couple dollars here and there. It's pretty hard to find new information on used surfboard stuff though. Hey, keep up your excellent job Claudia, and good luck with your projects..
ReplyDeleteSee ya ~
Great post Claudia, without blogs like yours I would be miserable and bored. My recent injury has me cooped up at home, so it's always lucky to find a gem like your blog here to keep me amused. My cheap surf board website is getting better but it's hard to find information on cheap surf board stuff, so I like learning from quality blogs like yours because it helps me in my web projects. You do a sweat job my friend. I'll be bookmarking your site in a special place. Will probably tell a friend too.
ReplyDeleteNice work ~