dinos of mercy

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Welcome to the New Television Series 

                                Dinos of Mercy

A Medical drama in which Inanimate Objects face everyday problems like

Murder, Betrayal and Decapitation by Zombies.

The Cast: Atticus Rex, Chief Resident of the Dinos of Mercy Hospital in Atlanta , Georgia . 

                 Nurse Darling: Head of Nursing 

                 Catniss Andrews-Jackson: Hospital Administrator

                 T. Faberware: The Coffee Pot

                 Hospital Background Extras: The Rat ,  Tiny Intern Rex 

                 Police: D.S. Hercule Pawroit

                                        Officer Furry Mason 

                       

Season 1, Episode 1 :  "To Kill a Coffee Pot "

Dr. Atticus Rex examines an injured coffee pot. The doctor's nurse, FiFi Darling  (on the left, wearing a blue bow,) tells the doctor "Hospital attendance is up thanks to Administrator Jackson’s new ad campaign and slogan: 

"Come in to Dinos of Mercy! We don't want to eat You... We want to TREAT you!"

In the background , a young intern examines another patient. “Don’t show so many teeth, Tiny Dino!”  warns the senior physician.

Dr. Rex takes the Coffee Pot’s vitals and Nurse Darling offers it some warm glue. “Hmmm.. this could be the end for Mr. Faber if he’s out of warrantee. !" murmurs the Doctor. 

Administrator Jackson looks on. 

The Administrator asks Dr. Rex “What is wrong with the patient?"

 

The doctor answers “  My first impression was that Mr. Faberware  suffered an accidental blunt fork trauma to the two-cup level  .. but before slipping into a coma , he said that he was was the victim of a vicious attack … by a spoon of some sort. I think we’d better call in the Fuzz.  Administrator Jackson, do you confur?”

 

"Yes, Doctor, I confur. Let’s get them here before this causes the Hospital any negative 

pawblicity.”

Tune in next week for  Dinos of Mercy

                                     episode 2

                                   "watching the Detectives"