Just remember… it’s Your Fault that Thomasville has become the next Dream Destination for the over 30, Upper-West-Side condo dwelling, beachfront cottage owning New Age trendsetters of Middle America.
I mean, really.. How many people can resist emulating (or at least attempting to emulate ) a blonde, blue eyed bombshell who enters their view-shed with lines like .."I just got back from summiting Mt. Everest with my ex, Biff.. you know, the one with the TV series on the Discovery channel?” or “ I'd love to join you in San Miguel , but I have to close my houses on Block Island before I fly to Hawaii to work on my book…”
Yes, before you came along life in Thomasville was very much “what you see is what you get”, with a beauteous goat or two thrown in.
Now it’s Pergolas, “Entertainments,” and trips to Russia with the Gores.
Guess you can’t keep the half -used loaf of Wonder Bread for sale in your road side tag sale and eat it, too.
I did put out a stack f plates, some pots and pans, two old modems, a broken chair and some old aloha shirts with a FREE sign. So far only the old aluminum pots are gone.
after reading these great comments I forgot what I was going to say...oh yeah...when does Architectural Digest arrive to shoot the scene? It's PERFECT!!!!
Lookin' good!
ReplyDeleteJust remember… it’s Your Fault that Thomasville has become the next Dream Destination for the over 30, Upper-West-Side condo dwelling, beachfront cottage owning New Age trendsetters of Middle America.
ReplyDeleteI mean, really.. How many people can resist emulating (or at least attempting to emulate ) a blonde, blue eyed bombshell who enters their view-shed with lines like .."I just got back from summiting Mt. Everest with my ex, Biff.. you know, the one with the TV series on the Discovery channel?” or “ I'd love to join you in San Miguel , but I have to close my houses on Block Island before I fly to Hawaii to work on my book…”
Yes, before you came along life in Thomasville was very much “what you see is what you get”, with a beauteous goat or two thrown in.
Now it’s Pergolas, “Entertainments,” and trips to Russia with the Gores.
Guess you can’t keep the half -used loaf of Wonder Bread for sale in your road side tag sale and eat it, too.
Sigh
I did put out a stack f plates, some pots and pans, two old modems, a broken chair and some old aloha shirts with a FREE sign. So far only the old aluminum pots are gone.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen the red chair on the right without a melon on it. What happened?
ReplyDeleteJust haven't bought a watermelon yet! Though they arew coming in from Cave City, Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteafter reading these great comments I forgot what I was going to say...oh yeah...when does Architectural Digest arrive to shoot the scene? It's PERFECT!!!!
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