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It has been an after-Easter tradition for a while to put Peeps in the microwave. I mean, what else do you do with leftover Peeps—nobody eats them! (Except Godzilla.) So once again, there were Peeps hanging idly around the kitchen. Not having much microwave experience, I wanted an idea of how long to nuke them. I went for advice to Crazy Russian Hacker (above), whose accent makes it more fun.

Before

After. OK, it's not the same batch. We discovered that they deflate almost instantly.