11.21.2018

ze will rock you

Inspired by my post about the new intake info [and also convinced I was going in for a sex-change operation (gender reassignment surgery?) rather than a shot for my knee], CBA sent me the above picture and the text below:


Now We Can be Confused from Cradle to Grave

The First Challenge:  The Birth Certificate!    followed by:

A Lifetime of Options: The New Age Medical Forms  and then:

The Final Bow:   This is a two person “family” monument.  You are on the left and your sex-to-be determined significant other is on the right.   Remember when Douglas registered your Fiat as Claudio Dowling?? He was So ahead of his time!

2 comments:

  1. I so want a tombstone with a reference to Queen when the time comes..

    But as an aside from moments of levity,, how will the new mutable be-gendered come to interpret and present history to their heirs?

    Et they, Brute? Or Homeo, my Homeo, where fore art they, Homeo? Buckwheat nailed in a 1936 episode of The Little Rascals, but it's a long and complex path from the Bard to the Third Reich.

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  2. did this tombstone really exist or did you make it up?

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