6.15.2016

the case of the missing pillows

The possible escape route

The crime scene
Only one week into season and we have The Case of the Missing Pillows. Where dd they go? Did they run to the balcony and drop to the ground, silently in dead of night? Had they been stabbed, there would be telltale feathers. Or perhaps it was a case of mistaken identity—those last seen with the pillows might have thought they were theirs.
   In any case, there will be plenty more cases as the season wears on. We already have The Case of the Mysterious Aerobeds. Next: The Case of the Missing Pillow Cases. But all will be subsumed by The Case of the Disappearing Phone Chargers. . .

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