i can't even

Having totally lost my mind and agreed to go look at yet another safa that someone was giving away, I was led past this exquisite landscape. I haven't been down this road for years, and I was just staggered by how beautiful it was in the late afternoon.
Given the surroundings, how could I but agree to take the couch? And that brings this year's total couches transported in the short-bed truck I bought so that I wouldn't be tempted to transport such items to: four.