fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
Like I said.. it's just all too bucolic. You have to spice it up.You of all people should know how to do this.Maybe "Surf Lives on Video Tape" ?or "Torrid Memories of Mount Everest!" Admittedly, it was cold up there. But your Rolex stopped! Now that gets my blood boiling.
Is that a NEW swing?What a perfect addition to your summer porch!Have you ever thought of painting it a lively color? Turquoise, perhaps?
Hi! That sod is a great addition to your summer lawn!What a cool idea!Trendy, breezy and eco-friendly! Rock on!
So, this guy comes up to me and says "Sod Off, tough guy."Who's gonna talk to me like that and get away with it?So I taught him a little manners, and I put him about six feet under, if youse know what I mean.This here new lawn? Perfect. The only problem? I think the lady what owns this house lets dogs stay. And dogs like to dig.Well, I'm outta here.
Sweet! Hope you used good bolts!
yeah I think we are really getting into the way too perfect world now...sod AND swing?
Like I said.. it's just all too bucolic. You have to spice it up.
ReplyDeleteYou of all people should know how to do this.
Maybe "Surf Lives on Video Tape" ?
or "Torrid Memories of Mount Everest!" Admittedly, it was cold up there. But your Rolex stopped! Now that gets my blood boiling.
Is that a NEW swing?
ReplyDeleteWhat a perfect addition to your summer porch!
Have you ever thought of painting it a lively color? Turquoise, perhaps?
Hi! That sod is a great addition to your summer lawn!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cool idea!
Trendy, breezy and eco-friendly! Rock on!
So, this guy comes up to me and says "Sod Off, tough guy."
ReplyDeleteWho's gonna talk to me like that and get away with it?
So I taught him a little manners, and I put him about six feet under, if youse know what I mean.
This here new lawn? Perfect.
The only problem? I think the lady what owns this house lets dogs stay. And dogs like to dig.
Well, I'm outta here.
Sweet! Hope you used good bolts!
ReplyDeleteyeah I think we are really getting into the way too perfect world now...sod AND swing?
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