fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
2.06.2014
which should I choose?
It has been suggested that I owe it to the fans to write the story of my life. I have argued that the fans don't give a shit. In an effort to convince me that I owe it to myself, CBA sent me her epitaphs.
I remain unconvinced.
How about, "What's For Lunch?"
ReplyDelete"I, Claudia" is too good to waste.
ReplyDeleteShe was able to both these things at once because when she was born she was already 2 years old.
ReplyDeleteDaDa knows whereof he speaks: The birthdate on the stone is not accurate. We can only hope the same is the case for the death date.
ReplyDeleteI think you should print out the first one and hang it in your houses.
ReplyDeletesome people have all the time in the world to decide...or write if that is what they decide
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