This is the second complaint entry in a row. After this I'm done, I promise. Well, I may have a thing or two to say about mattress pads—being as how I'm now a vacation rental manager rather than an intellectual.
But about French doors. I (or rather my brother) have now installed eight sets of French doors in two houses. The two first sets had to be switched out because they fell apart after a year.
There are several problems with French doors in this location. a) they leak when rain and sand blow sideways leading to puddles on the floor that I find out about in the morning or in the spring, whichever comes sooner. b) No one knows how to use them and the way I designed them they have a wind tunnel effect. Slam. Bam. c) They have to be cleaned. d) They have to be painted (I'm doing that now which is why I'm complaining).
Worst of all, I designed one room (above) that has nothing but French doors for ventilation. What was I thinking?
Like they say... "Look good and leak.' oops I mean, "Look good and freeze."
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's "Look good and breeze?"
In the old days, they used to brick up non-functional windows.
Your call.
Your house is Perfect. But that Indian striped spread has got to go.
yeah it can go ..to me...also you are a genius...you don't think you just do...sometimes things that don't work!!!But they sure are pretty...
ReplyDeleteFrench Doors, French Fries, French Kisses, French cuts (panties, meat and hair).......all harbingers of trouble. I suggest Russian doors, they simply refuse to open but demand you like them. I think this suits your mood at the moment. Signed Vladamir P.
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