Wanna drive fast and reckless? Put 4,000 miles on the odometer? Haul loads of gravel?
A rental car is the way to go. No fuss. No muss. No wear and tear. No tearing out your hair. Anyone else need shit hauled from Point A to Point B? Just two more weeks! Sign up for your automobile abuse now!
I have a lot of things to haul but I think you're out of my time zone.
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My client has, by hard work and thrift, life savings of total $1,256,988 billion US dollars, with no relatives to leave this sum. He thinks he would leave this sum to you, asking only that you help all who love trucks but may be blind, disabled or too exhausted to drive them by sharing this billions.
So please to respond to me, Oh Great Lady Truck Person, to receive your monies. I am so sorry to notify you in such a public way of your great fortune, but whatever!
Salve et vale, ANSJ, Esquire
Pick some up
ReplyDeleteHaul some around
Horse that truck
Work good ground
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