I saw the following in Craigslist, and it reminded me so of Mr. Squiggles (which, by the way, that damn mechanical hamster toy is named after). The ad was headlined: I LOST PANCAKES
"I was floating down the river on my tube, and Pancakes was right next to me. He is a small, 13 legged centipede who loves taco sauce, hardy partying, and never forgets to take his gummy vitamins. I looked back and he was gone, floating away. . . SCREAMING. No one knew what to do. He is a very good floater, probably because of all the gummi vitamins he takes. He never eats McDonalds when I do either. If you find him could you please e-mail me immediately!?? I miss him so much and I have no one to talk to, and no one to drink beerz with. He was my only friend. He was supposed to be 12 this upcoming Feb. 9th. He is an Aquarius.
Ps. He Has A SMILE as BRIGHT as the SUNNNNNNNNN"
fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
Hell, with his back stroke he probably just overshot the landing. Try checking down river bit farther.
ReplyDeleteAnd why does this bring in dog ads? And not even one centipede search dogs...
I, for one, am completely confused....I love the add but don't get it....please help me out here...are we looking for a lost centipeed or what? why would you possibly take your centipeed on a fast moving river to swim? we all know they do much better in a nice quiet poo...l
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