4.06.2009

the thing i bought




Yeah, it's a rusty piece of shit that I wouldn't have picked up for free at the Block Island dump. And yet—those are fine decals. And once it's cleaned up, all I will need is my niece Eva to make a shopping list for me like she did for her mom. This is actual spelling:
drie dog food. paipre tawools. bananas. chocolat cheeps. cachop. codige cheese. potato cheeps. sgwees yogrut. pop corne. colde cats. oranges. pars.
You probably need to know that her first written language is francais. And that she likes fruit.

4 comments:

  1. I pretty sure I'm looking at a bottle of Yellowtail Merlot (http://jerichowine.com/item.asp?PID=512). What's the other?

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  2. The Yellowtail Cabernet (ahem--click on the picture for closeup), $5.25 at Walmart, is accompanied by a bottle of Zabar's olive oil, which cost roughly double. . .

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  3. choclat cheeps sounds very inspector clouzot

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