2.11.2009

the only redneck in new york


While most people are counting sheep, I am thinking about septic tanks. More specifically, the nonfunctional one at the Goose, which I am scheduled to take ownership of on March 13. At 11:00 ayem. So I called the guy who used to own the Goose who thinks maybe there are a couple septic tanks on the property, though he doesn't really know where they are.
"Anyway, there's a guy who put mine in for me for about a thousand dollars," he said.
"How long did it take you to get the permits?" I asked.
"Permits?" he asked incredulously. "You really don't understand us hillbillies, do you?"

6 comments:

  1. Honey, I think you just got your Free Pass to Heaven.

    Well, maybe not totally free.

    I'm psyched. We can resurrect B & C Junk City, and no one will object.

    And maybe, instead of a doublewide, I can build nice little log cabin on the back two acres.

    Claudia, Take the Reel.

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  2. Is the Goose cooked?

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  3. Goose might be cooked. Now they're saying a permitted system might be upwards of $5000.

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  4. PS Another friend says they're not hillbillies, but "Ozark-Americans."

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  5. I have just one word for you.

    Incinolet.

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  6. Thanks to CBA, I have realized that I can limp along without a new septic system. Plus, one of the septic people I talked to said it ma be a matter or a stack or snaking out a line. I think I will try these first. Just remember not to flush.

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