politically incorrect

The Bodega Christmas Carol
We actually got the words wrong. It's supposed to go
Feliz Ramadan
Feliz Ramadan
Feliz Ramadan
Prospero ano inshallah
etc.
Please sing along with the (politically in)correct words.
(BTW, Ramadan is not til next August)
(Is nothing sacred? In a word: No.)
(I don't know whether it makes it better or worse to know that this song was penned by a Fox News producer who has spent a lot of time in Iraq and Afghanistan.)