Indulge each other in your own cozy casa by the sea
. . . walk on the beach
. . .light a fire
. . .have a bubble bath
. . . snuggle under down quilts
. . .listen to the waves
Hannah’s Honeymoon Hideaway Weekends
June, September, October
$2000 Champagne Included
A neighboring house is also available
Reserve: Offshore Property 401-466-5446
Let me put in my two bits.
ReplyDeleteThese pics don't do it justice, Babe. Too dark. Can't see the sea.
And it's a house. Not a villa. or a whatever.
Here are some alternatives:
Serve yourself up as a Love Dish!
Sink into the cozy Cannibal stewpot, then swim around the corner to the Master Love Nest!!
Watch Superbowl re-runs on the TV Claudia has banished from her upper west-side apartment!
And don't forget to bring your puppy.
But seriously: I think you need to present this as an opportunity for an "Elegant Romantic Interlude". Or something. Let them see the view from the Love Nest Porch. Play up the glamor. It's MORE than just cozy.
And I'm like...Sex...eeew. It's so... predictable.
Better?
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