2.05.2007

everest schmeverest

It appears that CBA found the Discovery Channel overly bombastic. She describes her upcoming day in the same style:

Today, and today only, one of the most brilliant and underappreciated human beings on the planet will brave all to make the treacherous and near-unprecedented drive to Monroe, where she will focus her astonishing creative energies on the work of world class retail magnate Stephanie. Can these two extraordinary women bring themselves back from the face of near-certain financial ruin by selling million dollar bed linens to vicious Republicans? Why do they do it? Is it worth it?
What drives them to risk alienating friends and family by insisting they simply MUST produce a line of high end fur-trimmed pink semi-automatics? Can they pay their bills, buy everything in sight and still keep their sights focused on the Ultimate Goal???
Stay tuned for the Discovery Channel's new series:
"Visa: Beyond the Limit."

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