1.24.2007

plowshares

Certain People are trying to convince Wolfen that she should add a line of bejeweled handguns to Azu's collection. Certain Anti-Gun People think that is a terrible idea. What do ya'll think?

9 comments:

  1. Put a diamond in the barrel and it should be okay. Otherwise the maharajah market, where they would likely sell, has fallen on hard times. Has she thought about musical instruments--a product line extention. Her first customer could be (who else) but Jewel. That is the wat to go.

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  2. I didn't tell you about "The Fluffy", which will have white fur around the jewel-embellished grip.

    Oh, yeah. Sweet.

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  3. Psych, dude.

    Why not take it to the Max? I'm, like, brown fur would be rad.

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  4. Hit me with your best shot.

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  5. Shooting down the walls of heartache. I am the Warrior. Duh. I vote yes.

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  6. I could commit suicide using one of their pink Walther PPK's. But Kurt Cobain I ain't.

    Answer your question, Ms. Gun Control lady?

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  7. Mama, put my guns in the ground. I can't shoot them anymore.

    But there sure are a lot of songs about the things.

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  8. When I'm with a pistol, I sparkle like a crystal.

    Yes. I shine like the morning sun.

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  9. I keep my handgun locked up. I prefer to wear or give my jewels.

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