Good morning. This is your captain speaking. Skies are clear in New York City, and as far as the eye can see I have nothing to say. Or nothing I will tell you all, anyway. Please feel free to invest my life with all your wildest dreams and fantasies. Some of them may even approach the truth. But you'll never know, will you? Because this me, this Captain Claudinkus, is just a computer construct. So use me any way you please—I'll never tell.
P.S. Do you prefer this larger type size?
fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
No. I don't like it. Makes me feel old.
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