We are reliably informed that the Fox News tower in midtown Manhattan has bedbugs. Dangerman reports that they originated on the VIP couch. . .La Otra Rubia has moved into the just-floored apartment she bought in Dolores's building. . . Angelina is in Georgia making everyone terribly jealous by pursuing the purchase of a large, loaded midlife crisismobile, a Chevy Silverado pickup to compliment her Tiffany diamonds. . . J returned to California in time to vote, leaving her mate in France attempting to install the new Viking stove in the under-renovation kitchen (photos upon request). . . The Block Island social scene has been etiolated (?) by the departure of Mr. Piss-on-the-ants and his bride, Ber-Ber. It will be further depleted by the desertion today of Wolfen and the Cub, bearing a cratefull of wedding gifts and much firedancing equipment, and leaving the Architect happy with a new portfolio of photographs and me with a new kitchen floor to be urethaned. My own departure next week will be the less mourned as I have decided to forego hosting further dinner entertainments.
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fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
...in the spirit of passing on bits of information...Ace and family are expecting, um, more family in May! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI must confess i had heard rumors of this, but lovely to have it confirmed. Mazel tov!
ReplyDeleteOh, alas Lady! As Li understand, werewulves have return to eat Beloved's tiramisus and dainty pies. Having slaked carnal hungers, they then threaten Lady with housefire and steal her presents.
ReplyDeleteBeware, yet unborn babies, of fierce werewules that threaten last great American vacation place.
Was it not now dead ballad singer Hardin who said " I was there to eat her pastries, steal her rings and run."? If only werewulve fell in love with the Lady, got away with none.
Please to note true lyrics Uncle. "I was there to steal her money, take her rings and run."
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