As the Architect recently pointed out, Mr. Li has been among the missing. Yes, there were times when his taste in e-bay artifacts didn't sit well with me (case in point: beer mug shaped like a toilet). But his passion, his zest for life, his love of kitch and above all his Engrish, endeared him to our readers, one and all.
We understand that, being preggers, Angelina has so much on her plate at the moment that she cannot honor her Jeal-Anon obligations.
But Mr Li, you are semi-retired, are you not?
I know I was sometimes mean.
But, please, Mr. Li, won't you come back where you belong? We do miss you. Hao xiang ni. You see, I am trying to learn Chinese to communicate with you better. Arigato godzimas. And Japanese. Any language, makes no matter. Please?
fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
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