This is Rex's winter home. Just so you know, Rex has decided on his summer place. It will be Claudia's Surf City I or II, depending on status of construction. Rex's owner writes, "Please give the owner of the House of Hat a big sloppy kiss from me and a sniff-sniff from REX! Tell her that I'm sorry but her house is not the famous Claudia's Surf City! & never will be."
Ahem.
Well, as P.T. Barnum once said, no one ever went broke overestimating the intelligence of the American people.
ReplyDeleteNot bad for a new house.
ReplyDeleteThis very fine home of typical American citizen.
ReplyDeleteLi is make study of fine things.
However, Li is wish know if this loving man with runnning nose who knows ex-love of Li, Claudia Goddess, has been member of Goddess' corral?
Stable, Uncle Li. Expression is "stable". Like Price song say "jockeys that were there before me."
ReplyDeleteMr. Li is think very carefully about what this men with cold has in heart.
ReplyDeletePerhaps is want more than rent house of Goddess!!!
Why, Mens of World, why?
Why must all want beloved of poor Li???
In not poet justice at all.
Dear Dan Murphy-san.
ReplyDeleteI am Mr. Li, ex-beloved of Claudia-Goddess, who is own this surfing house you are like.
I am prosperous Chinese gentleman seeking Double Happiness.
Li is ask this same of you, Dan Murphy. Who is Dan Murphy?
No, Mr. Dan Murphy. Li is not this mens. But Li is glad for Buddha's blessings in Chinese New Year.
ReplyDeleteQuestioning Please: This Rex Wonder Dog, is like werewulve? Or more liking vamoire-bat?
Li has seen this movies Men in Suits. These mens can help Dan Murphy with furnace beast like Rex.
Do not fear, Dan-san. Tommy Lee is soon come to savior.
Blessings to Buddha!
Men in Black. Please! And is not heating element, is ferocious beast, Uncle.
ReplyDeletePlease to read more James Bond. Is perfect study of male in role of protecting Goddesses from evil.