The stockings were hung by the chimney with—oops, wrong holiday. That's a turkey from 125th street. And now it's time to play: Guess That Weight!
Not to mention: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner.
Well, Angelina, Dolores and La Otra Rubia for sure. Maybe Desperado. I think Mr. Li, too, although having never met the guy and not wanting to encourage his pretentions, I may change my mind about that. Anyway Dangerman won't be here so no fear of them coming to blows.
Do you think you can save some for when I come home from Mexico in April???
ReplyDeleteThat's a big boy. With a big wishbone, I'm sure. What are you gonna wish for, Claudia?
ReplyDeletep.s. Is Kim Chi coming?
ReplyDeleteReally, Nicole. Such talk! You always did want to be Twiggy.
ReplyDeleteMen want to see a girl with some turkey on her bones. Like me.
Mr. Li must disappoint Lady Bride. Li cannot attend Happy American eating ceremony.
ReplyDeleteLi must fast and purify, in prepare for sword fight with rival Mr. Danger- Fleece.
However, Li is send gift to beloved. Expect gift is arrive today.
Li knows Lady will be charmed by gift to save charms for Li.
Li has study what say King Presley:
"We cannot go together, with suspecting minds." Li say "Don't let our good love die". (Sob).
Li...bro....can I call you that?? I mean, well, you and my mom...uh...well...I guess I can stick with Mr. Li for now... untill...well...anyway.
ReplyDeleteBut Brighten up man...It's a holiday, and you get to eat turkey!!!! I would fight you for that right!
this looks like a 21 lb.+ turkey sorry we are not there to eat it with you ..i know it will be great as long as surfer girl is cooking...you have fun now and don"t forget to be grateful in the middle of all the joy and wonder of family and friends
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